Okay, I shall begin with this:

Since the end of last summer, I’ve been pumped about this one. 

Well, now it’s here, and I don’t know what to do…

I’ve got a couple things planned, and here they are:

1. Computer camp: Each summer, Ivan’s parents send him off to some summer camp to keep him out of trouble (he hangs out with me, remember?). Anyway, this year, he was going to a computer camp, and begged me to come along. I’m like, “Now way, man! Like my mom’s just going to send me off to some obscure computer camp…”

Ivan: Dude, yes — come! It’s only $650! 

Brian: I don’t think so.

Ivan: Seriously, there’ll be hot chicks and everything.

Brian: No, really? Awesome! Wait a moment….it’s a COMPUTER CAMP! “Hot chicks”? C’mon now….

Ivan: Dude, so, seriously. There’s bound to be some cute girls who’s parents forced them to c’mon along.

Brian: Whatever. I guess you’re right. Will my parents have to commute there everyday?

Ivan: Hecks no. There will be DORMS!!!

At that point, my mind was all ready swarming with devious plots and plans (no, not pots and pans). Anyway, so that’s one thing I’m looking forward to this summer…

2. Pete’s house. My good friend Pete lives 40 minutes away from Spokane in a little town called Davenport. Anyway, I’m trying to get together with him this summer so we can hang out and find something to do (I’ll be honest – we’re going to cause trouble on an Apocalyptic scale). I’ll be over at his house for about 3 or 4 days. 

3. San Francisco: My sister is in a drill team that marches around in parades every so often. Every year, they make a trip down to SF, CA for some fun. Well, the leaders invited families to come along, so I’m begging my mom to take my brother and I down there (I’d rather be surrounded by homosexuals then rotting in Edmonds Washington for the rest of the summer). 

Anyway, I’ve always wanted to explore California a bit more (I’ve only been to Sacramento), so this should be interesting…

Plus I don’t get to travel that much.  

Anyway, I hope my summer turns out better, cuz’ if it don’t, heads will roll.