Survey Number Three

ABOUT YOURSELF…VERY LONG
Just some basic info about you
name::	Brian
middle name::	Cyprian
lastname::	Tougas
age::	15
sex::	No thanks. My hand will do just fine.
I live in::	Western Washington.
Contact Infomation
AIM SCREEN NAME::	briansizzle13
YAHOO SCREEN NAME::	Yahoo sucks.
MSN SCREEN NAME::	hog_the_blog @ hotmail dot come
ICQ NUMBER::	ICQ sucks.
ANY OTHER INSTANT MESSENGING NAMES::	Blah.
E-MAIL ADRESS::	Suuurrreeeee…
PHONE NUMBER::	I have a funny feeling you’re a 45-year-old man.
FAVORITE THINGS
Favorite Computer Game::	Half-life 2.
Favorite Game system Game::	Super Smash Bros/Halo/MegaManX
Favorite Reality TV show::	When you said “reality,” what you really meant was staged bullshit.
Favorite Reality TV Show #2::	No. Just no.
Favorite Cartoon::	Spongebob
Second favorite cartoon::	Family Guy
Favorite Movie::	No.
Second Favorite Movie::	No.
Favorite website::	Maddox/flashkit/newgrounds/ratuba world
Favorite thing to do when you’re bored::	Draw, chat with random people, and computer stuff.
Favorite Drink::	The kinds that make me diiizzzyyyy…
Second Favorite Drink::	Coke. Either that or water.
Favorite Food::	I have several.
Second Favorite Food::	o_O
sexuality prefrences
Are you single::	No, I like to think of myself as plural.
Are you taken::	No.
Are you straight::	Straight up, G.
Are you bisexual::	No.
Are you gay::	No, I’m not a homosexual.
Are you pansexual::	A little, I guess.
Are you homophobic::	No.
Do you think preps are hot::	I think I’m hot.
Do you think punks are hot::	If they’re girls. And they have large breasts. And smell good. And have cute faces. Yes.
Do you think goths are hot::	No. Period.
Do you think gangsters/pimps/players/rappers are hot::	Seeing as how they’re mostly guys, no.
Do you think ravers/candy kids are hot::	No.
If you are a guy, how big is your cock::	6 and 1/2 inches.
If you are a girl, what cup size are you::	100,000,000 inches. I’ve got problems…
Boyfriends and Girlfriends
Are you dating someone::	No.
If no, were you::	I don’t date, as a rule. It takes too much time and energy. Friends with benefits relationships are way better..
If no, have you ever dated somone::	I guess..
Have you ever broken up with anyone::	Not really…
What was your boyfriends or girlfriends name::	His name was Bruce.
How long are/were you going out::	20 years. But then he died in a horrible puma accident.
Did/do you guys hug::	For sure.
Did/do you guys kiss::	Fore sure.
Did/do you guys make out::	For sure.
Did/do you guys have sex::	All the time.
Did/do you have oragasms togther::	Triple orgasms.
Have you been to 1st base::	Um, yeah.
How about 2nd::	Yes.
3rd::	Homerun, baby.
MUSIC
Do you like heavy metal::	I love heavy metal.
Do you like punk rock::	Generally not.
Do you like gothic rock::	No.
Do you like Industrial::	Sometimes. Yes.
Do you like rap::	I like underground rap.
Do you like country::	No.
Do you like classical::	Yes.
Do you like techno::	Not usually. It’s pretty lame most of the time.
Do you like trance::	No.
Do you like pop::	Not really.
Do you like hardcore::	Hella.
Who is your favorite singer::	You mean screamer?
What is your favorite band::	System of a Down followed by Rage Against the Machine
How much hours a day do you listen to music::	I’m guessing around 1 hour…at the most.
MOVIES
Do you like comedies::	Only if their names don’t begin with Larry or Jeff. Or Dane.
Do you like dramas::	If they make me think.
Do you like scifis::	Sometimes.
Do you like anime::	Usually not. Unless it’s Gundam. That show was off the wall.
Do you like horror::	That depends..
Do you like Suspense::	Yes, I do like suspense.
Do you like action::	Most of the time. I haven’t seen a believable action movie for a while, though.
Do you like slashers::	Not really. Most of them are pretty weak..
Do you like lovie films::	NO.
Do you like Kid movies::	No, not usually.
What is your favorite movie::	Don’t. Want. To. Think. About. It.
Who is your favorite director::	No.
Why Is _________ Your favorite Movie::	No.
Why Is _________ Your favorite Director:	No.
Random Questions:
Are you bored::	Yes. And hungry.
Are you a poser::	If I choose to be.
Do you skate::	Yes. I haven’t in a while, mainly because I don’t have the means to do so.
Can you play drums::	Yes, I do. I have a snare drum down stairs.
Can you play guitar::	I can play it better than a lot of my poser friends can.
Can you play keyboards::	No…not well anyway.
What time is it::	8:40 PM
Are you happy this is almost over::	A little relieved.
C4N Y0U R34D TH15::	No, I can’t read that.
Do you have a profile at www.vampirefreaks.com::	Never heard of it.
If not, you should get one::	Yeah…NO.
Rap Sucks::	Only mainstream rap.
Evanesence are posers::	I wouldn’t know.
Amy Lee is a bitch::	This survey was obviously written by a female.
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Survey Number Two

The Awesomeness of You
What’s your name?:	Brian
How old are you?:	15
Just how awesome do you think you are?:	On a scale of 1 to 10, probably 100,000,000,000.39495
What would you do if I told you that you suck?:	I’d ask you what you thought I sucked.
You suck.:	Your mom.
Well… what makes you awesome?:	My charming, charismatic personality.
No it doesn’t.:	How would you know? I don’t believe we’ve met.
Give me a real answer!:	What in your opinion constitutes as a “real” answer?
Is there anything that’s really odd about you?:	Other than my personality? No, not really.
Do you like squirls?:	I like hurting squirrels.
I kill them… hehehe.:	Really?? Me too! I have a feeling we’d get along just fine…
How often do people tell you you’re awesome?:	Actually, more than you’d expect.
liar!:	I want irrefutable evidence.
Are you a boy or a girl?:	Boy.
are you sure?:	My penis is 6 1/2 inches long.
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Survey Number One

The Deep Survey
Your inner self
What is your biggest dream?:	To be somewhat successful in life…well, at least to the point of where I can live a comfortable life and spend money on my interests, and be somewhat famous.
What is your worst fear?:	I’m not sure.
What do you think of when you think of being alone?:	Finding something to entertain myself with. Why?
Does blood scare you/make you sick?:	Not really – maybe if it’s someone I really like.
Do you have morbid thoughts?:	All the time.
Do you remember when you lost your innocence?:	“innocents” is relative. Probably 9 – I’m not sure.
What is the worst trait a person can have?:	Pervasively critical/nitpick-y/mopey
Do you know who you are?:	Yes, although sometimes “me” seems to be constantly changing depending on my environment.
What is your worst addiction?:	Don’t have one. I’ve got a million bad habits, but I wouldn’t call them “addictions”
Do you hide who you really are to keep your family happy?:	I don’t care if my family is happy, unless it directly affects me.
Would you die for another person if it saved their life?:	Maybe. Depends on who it was.
Do you cry when a disaster happens in the world?:	Hell no. I really couldn’t care less.
If you could go back and change one thing from your past, what would it be?:	Probably some really gay cloths I bought. What was I thinking?
Do you ever lie to make someone happy?:	I have.
If you could cure one disease, what would it be and why?:	Probably cancer, so I wouldn’t have to listen to all those pathetic cancer fund commercials. They suck.
What do you hate the most about yourself?:	Nothing really.
What do you love the most about yourself?:	Everything.
Do you contemplate life after death, and what do you conclude when you do?:	I conclude that there is life after death. End.
How do you think your karma is doing? Good or bad?:	On a scale of 1 to 10, probably -5.
If you could live a different life from birth to now, what would it be?:	Non-religious family, or perhaps more gullible parents.
Do you believe your dreams/nightmares hold truth?:	Depends on if anything spiritual influenced them.
Do you think human life is too short? Why or why not?:	That question is too large to answer in the limited spaces of this text box.
Would you prefer to have a shorter life with no chance of healh issues?:	No.
How do you think humanity will end? why?:	I personally believe it will die from ideological corruption. Our flawed ideals and destructive reasoning will eventually lead to our doom. Dum-dum-ddduuum.
Would you rather live forever in a bunker, or die in a nuclear blast?:	I’d like to live in a bunker until I can’t stand it anymore, and then die in a nuclear blast.
What is your worst death you can imagine for yourself?:	A scary one.
How would you “prefer” to die, what age?:	I would like to be assassinated for personal beliefs, preferably after age 60. I’d also like a lot of media coverage, and my name in wikipedia.
Do you believe that herbal medicines are just as good as chemicle?:	It depends on the medicine.
Have you ever done acid/LSD/Shrooms? What was your worst trip?:	No. I don’t think I’ll ever mess with that.
What was your best trip?:	Vancouver BC. And yes, I am playing dumb…
Describe the scenario that allows you to best get in touch with yourself.:	I’m always in touch with myself. I always know my motives and logic.
Do you believe in destiny? What is yours?:	I believe there is a God who determines your path(s) in life.
Can music really heal us?:	In an emotional sense, I suppose. It’s never healed me before.
If you could be told your future in detail, would you want to know?:	Wait a second – If I knew every aspect of my future, wouldn’t me knowing it automatically alter it? I’m not sure…I’ll have to think about it.
If you had 5 more days to live before you died, what would you do?:	Pray. Either that or get really high.
Do you believe that animals have souls?:	..Well, animal souls anyway. Nothing compared to human souls.
Have you ever felt immortal? when/why.:	I think I was drunk.
What was your favourite childhood game?:	I didn’t have a childhood. I’ve always been 15.
What person are you most affraid of and why?:	Well, I used to be afraid of my dad, if you could believe that.
Have you ever thought of harming another person?:	Um, yes. Who hasn’t?
Do you have some memories that never actually happened in your past?:	One or two – but they’re rather trivial.
If so, do you believe they are from a past life?:	I’ve thought of that before, and then had a magical brick fall from the sky and knocked some sense into me.
When are you most happy?:	When I’m a positive center of attention.
Do you prefer these surveys, or do you like the fluffy cute ones better?:	I enjoyed this one better, mostly.
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I think for the foreseeable future, I’m going to post Internet surveys — kinda’ like the ones you see everyone posting on myspace.com, if you have one, which you shouldn’t. Yeah…

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okay I said I was gonna got to bed, but I just read the blog stats, and they say that I’ve only had 383 hits so far, which means nobody reads this blog, which means i can right whatever the hell I want. BOEOEEOEO

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Well, I woke up sober and deleted this, just like I remember saying I would. Yionk!